Jen's 26th Birthday

Hey folks, Damion here with a special announcement. Jen's birthday is on Friday the 5th. After a long day of shooting our shotguns, we plan on heading over to Cha-Cha around 8pm for some booze. Call me if you have any problems. ANY problems. Erectile dysfunction, prolapses, fistulas, anything (805) 501-7920

I want to drink this...

Because it's my fucking birthday. Come to the Red Lion around 7:30 tomorrow. Drink with Becca and I. Help me drown away my single sorrows. Help me celebrate being a 27-year-old virgin.