Sunday, January 29, 2006

Poop-Beer-Diaper-Weewee-Meow-Goo goo ga ga

I will buy anyone a beer who calls me within the next 4 hours. This includes out-of-staters.

The eagle has landed.

I am the Grindmaster.

Visa and Mastercard are accepted here.

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

wtf

dh


i think i just threw up in my mouth
a lot
but this...
is so f-ing sweet
my vomit actually tasted good again!
problem solved.

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Match Point

Great movie...one of my favorites lately. you should all see it- very theatrical.

Also, thanks to everybody for making out to The Mint last Sunday, it was a really great night!

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

it's a nice night

hey all, good to see everybody at new year's...

i'm glad to say i've been hanging out with the mcgraw's a bit lately. they've got a cool place in westphilly next to will smith's boyhood home. actually they do have a cool place and a cool vibe and cool friends (beside me) micah and i played an open mic afternoon sunday and it rocked it was at the green line coffee shop. friday night we went there to see a guy micah might put in his band the boats. he was alright at guitar but maybe not the greatest lyricist. my favorite line was something like"it's a nice night to be a prick on the prowl...i feel like drinking myself out of my skull, i feel like drinking 'till my dick can't stand up..." good stuff!

emily and micah live a short trolley ride away from me. sunday we went to christ church in olde city and then the dedication to the new brick path around ben franklin's grave. it's his 300th birthday today. happy birthday ben!

Crazy Night in Kiev

First of all, let me pass along my new blog address that I'll be posting on. It's the iron curtainroda.

Second, I went in to Kiev to meet Jes' train. I got there one night early to hang out with my friend Vova, whom I haven't seen in a few years. So I meet up with him, and we go to this restaurant, where four of us polished off four bottles of vodka. I thought we would go home after that, but we went bowling, where we had three more shots over the course of 1 1/2 hours. After that we went to a club (we smoked huka there), where I had one drink. I was feeling pretty sick, and it was four in the morning when we decided to go to the sauna. We stayed there until seven. After that we left to pick up Jes at the train station.

Ukrainian married men are insane. I had a relatively good time, but man, that wore me out. If Alan were there, he would have convinced me to do push-ups on a lawn somewhere. That's the only crazy time I've had so far, and I don't care to repeat it. Everything else is great though. Miss you guys, and I often think about you all.

Monday, January 16, 2006

in regards to dan "harry" bush

so dan the man from colorado land is coming in for a few days. i have no idea what his plans are or where he is staying, but i would like to organize some sort of get together (party!!!) for this friday night....

no - not a quiet poker night or afirmation time, but just a straight up party night....

the place is yet to be determined...maybe at a bar, or maybe at a residence, but we should just have a bash.

any takers? i hope so....

for dan's sake..


out.
alan

Friday, January 13, 2006

Does anybody have a shaven orange tabby lying around that they aren't using?

Wednesday, January 11, 2006


Does anybody have a TI 83 lying around that they aren't using?

Math equations that REALLY suck














Murdoch

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Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Math Equations that Don't Suck

I'm sure you've all seen this but....



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I mean

mathematic equations that suck

maaaat daaaaamon

+

bennifer

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butch & the kid



i wish it weren't true

Today's Challenge:

Create your own caption for this picture:



I choose the winner. Winner gets a six-pack of beers bought by me.

Monday, January 09, 2006

Stay Connected

If you haven't already seen the new Biola Connections, hats of to Travis for his life being mentioned.

the winds they are a changing

New email address....

eljuanaco@gmail.com


dan

Sunday, January 08, 2006

is this what i think it is?

van



so is this wyatt's old vw bus? i remember him selling it on ebay to some guy from texas who flew out and drove it back. anybody else think this is the same van?

1.8.2005

i'm watching cold mountain with robyn. we just got done eating some dinner and we are relaxing.

Friday, January 06, 2006

Look Out!

so this is the new year

So this is the new year. And i don't feel any different. The clanking of crystal Explosions off in the distance So this is the new year And I have no resolutions For selfl assigned penance For problems with easy solutions So everybody put your best suit or dress on Let's make believe that we are wealthy for just this once Lighting firecrackers off on the front lawn As thirty dialogues bleed into one I wish the world was flat like the old days Then i could travel just by folding a map No more airplanes, or speedtrains, or freeways There'd be no distance that can hold us back.There'd be no distance that could hold us back So this is the new year ~~

Other than that buisness... i have to say that I got to see ,live, probably one of the most exciting national championship games ever to be played. seats were 7 rows up and on the 40 yard line too. 4rth down and 5 yards to go, 30 seconds left, texas down 38 to 33. vince young scrabmles, and then decides that he should just go ahead and win the game. 13 yard run for the game wining TD. to be in the mix of half a stadium of texas fans.... that was a moment not soon forgotten.

in other news... great to see everybody. drew, good of you and amanda to drop in. brent, excellent to see you and just hang out. and so its 2006...

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Yawn



Bo-ring.

Who turned off all the fun?

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

come to my house on thursday

why? Because we want you to,
why for? games, tea, and other such mellowness.
When? When ever you feel like it, but we'll say 7:00 just to be concrete.
where? at my house

questions about tonight

Does anyone have details on the Gloyd's party tonight? We won't be there till really late.

Monday, January 02, 2006

katy reel

the world of the blog

Blogs offer taste of war in Iraq

The war in Vietnam is often referred to as the first war on television, and the wars in Afghanistan and now in Iraq will be known as the first wars to be blogged.

Sunday, January 01, 2006

give somebody a smack on the ass

on behalf of me, i would like to congratulate everybody on a new year's well done. i feel that we accomplished what we set out to do (drink a whole lot), and we did it with flare.

special marks:

alan g., for doing multiple keg stands while recovering from a hernia operation, and for documenting.

robyn g., for beinga dancing machine.

darren h., for being a hero.

brent l., for showing up in the first place, and for the memories.

matt b., for looking like a million bucks.

honorable mention:

andy s., for trying. keep trying, little guy.

see you next year!