Because Jen loves the gay men

Beer Bottle Organ.

The weekend

Gotta love good music and Cha Cha!

Cult members want you to adopt a clitoris.

The Girl Needs a Gift

Jen (Sycz) Guinta has single-handedly revived the lagging porch. We need to get her a gift to show her our thanks. But what do you get the girl who has everything?

How about a Dead Squrrel in a Remote Control Car?

Octopus tentacles

It's what's for dinner

Jesus Appears on Google Maps

Bulgaria's hottest pop star.

"That's wrong, Earl."

You are!

sweet pics

Not only does her music suck, so do her ideas.

Not just yet.

Tomorrow night, Tuesday, is quiz night at the Robin Hood British Pub in Van Nuys. This will be my first time going, but I here it's effing rad. Apparently, some old British guy asks trivia questions to a room full of drunken old people. It's like bingo but without that cat-licker b.s.

Here is the location info.

It starts at 7pm, but we'll be there at 6pm to save a table...it gets really packed.

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It was like the Killer Jen blitzkrieg...

and then.


shes gone.

Tallywhacker

If Ricardo El Retardo was a rapper

How to treat exposure to VD in the 1920's.

For Jesse.

Woody Allen interviews Billy Graham.

Because you loved the other video so much.

Strangest person I've sat in a room with today...

If the bathroom counts than it's Larry David. If it has to be a regular room than it's Nigel Lythgoe. Awkward moments both ways. Is it polite to ask Lythgoe how much choreography he actually did for the Muppet Show?

MEOW!

Loved the party!!

It'll Be a Profoundly Retarded Essay

Teen girl #1: I have to write an expository essay on something that has impacted my life.
Teen girl #2: Has anyone in your family ever died?
Teen girl #1: Yeah, but no one, like, close to me.
Teen girl #2: Do you have any, like, retards in your family?
Teen girl #1: No, but I did meet a retard one time... He was, like, really retarded, too. Maybe I'll write about that...

--F train

via Overheard in New York, Apr 15, 2007

How to Defeat an 8 Year Old.

mind of mike sycz

Thank You

Thank you all for helping celebrate Lisa’s graduation. We appreciated all the support, and love you all so much.

Also, those who participated in the Streetcar Choir and Jam Band for the Old Deluder Satan Law project, thank you. Hear your work of beauty here

A Champion

junk food

the best:
cool ranch doritos
sun chips
chex mix
combos
skittles
snickers
diapers
beer

Another Reminder

Party at the White House to celebrate the fact that DMH and I kick ass.

890 Winona Ave
Pasadena Ca 91103

Tomorrow Friday the 13th

Starting at 7pm

Reminder

A reminder folks. The Business End of a Party party is still this Saturday, April 14th - 7pm, at Matt and Lisa’s house. Come over and help Lisa celebrate the end of a successful business school career, and the start of a successful business of kicking ass and taking names career.

What to expect: good times, free food from Rubios, the newest Mouse & the Billionaire homebrewed beer (tentatively named "Streetcar"), guacamole, dancing, and fun.

What not to expect: bogies, carmenito, and washed-up b-movie "celebrities"

What to bring: more beer if you so desire.

Also
The next day all are invited to the fabulous Burger Continental for its stupendous Sunday Brunch. $20 per person gets you all you can eat/drink/bellydance. We’ll be there at noon. So should you.

It’s going to be Sweet!

DODGER GAME

THIS SUNDAY VS PADRES. 5PM. BE THERE OR SUCK!!!!!!!!

nescafe

i drink lots of instant coffee now. it is quick and easy, combined with tap water it makes for a depressing start to the morning.

arcade fire

i am listing to the new arcade fire is it good. The new wilco album is a shit sandwich. it is almost as good as raffi and kenny loggins' gay baby.

AssTards

I am now officially commandering this blog. I am the hijacker supreme. I will kill everyone with the sheer number of posts. I will not stop posting untill this blog becomes cool again. I check this blog all the time and it is shit. the only way to combat my posts is the post more cool things because I will make chat bombs look like baby drool. THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING. feel the wrath of my post. i will bombard your computers will my wisdom, guile and cunning.

It's back

I recovered the old template for the porch. But Jesse could change it again. He is the head administrator.

The porch

10 thumbs down to the "new look" porch. It is the visual equivalant of the tree falling at the bayou. No more picture? This blog has offically jumped the shark.

Next!

cheers from australia

hello. I am in Byron Bay... we just played a show under a big blue tent. The rain is pouring. everything is good here. I am drinking a beer called Tooheys. it is good too. I think everyone should move here. okay. that is all.

Camping

Sunday May 27- Monday May 28... it's a holliday ripe for bbqing and sleeping in cars!

san onofre or however you spell it. we're going to get there early. two spots so we've room for 16 homies.

We Should Spruce Up This Blog

It needs a facelift.

Lakers anyone?

i've two VERY NICE tickets to the lakers v. suns game on sunday. is anyone around to take them off my hands for free?

give me a ring.

The Most Hated Family in America

Louis Theroux's BBC documentary on the Fred Phelps family from Kansas. I am the saddest I have been in a long time.

NSFW (unless your work uses the word "fag" every 10 seconds).

I need to borrow some money

Anyone interested?

Congratulations Drew and Amanda!!!

your baby is the bomb