Thursday, November 29, 2007

X-Mas is coming, the goose is getting fat!

Hello all,

I wanted to get this up as soon as possible so everyone can plan accordingly.

Everybody loves a party, right? Well, how about a Christmas Party? I will be co-hosting a Christmas party this year behind the Orange curtain (that's right) in Irvine. Please make plans to attend...there are rumors of a special guest appearance from the mid-west.

Date: December 15
Time: around 7 pm
Where: Irvine (specifics to follow)

I'll follow up with more details...but believe me, it'll be a great time.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Robyn in a few days

Friday, November 23, 2007

Addresses

Hello friends,
I am missing the mailing addresses from the following people:

Andy and Dana
Billy
Dan
Darren and Becca
Frank and Stephanie
Greg Sager
Jen and Damion
Maust
Miller
Tisa and Kevin
Trevor

If you could post it in the comments, or email it to me at matt{at}mouseandthebillionaire.com you just might be getting yourself a Christmas card this year. What grown-ups we're turning out to be! Have yourself a happy black Friday!

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Couples Dance

Go for it Karen!!

Happy Birthday Dance

From Trevor, Dan, Billy ans Mike!!

Second Coming of Christ

Seattle airport 915pm. Ukraine will be a long way away.

Happy Birthday




Ass grabber.

Monday, November 19, 2007

You guys might recognize someone in this

hot vid

Check out this sweet vid!

Sunday, November 18, 2007

the porch is the best blog ever! ever! ever!

Hey people. I thought I'd post something since I don't have a blog of my own. I don't have any desire to get a blog of my own, however I enjoy reading yours. So, Saturday my computer finally called it quits. Yes, the same computer that I dropped several times, the same computer that I failed to back up anything on is now dead. I brought it into a apple service place and they told me it would be $1500 minimum to recover anything off the hard drive. Screw it. I'll buy a new one when I can afford it. Even though the holiday time seems like it came too fast, I'm excited to go up to Big Bear with Dana to celebrate thanksgiving with the Pools. I look forward to lots of pie and food-flavored beers... It will rock. I saw "No Country For Old Men" on Friday- it was really good and was totally diff'rent than any other Coen bros. film. Go See It. Lots of bloood. Also, the Bethancourts are coming to town...! so, we will be throwing a christmas extravaganza party at our house on Dec. 21st. More details to follow, but be prepared to wear a tie, and be prepared for yule logs outdoors, a gift exchange? mulled cider, lots of lights, trees, etc... ok. that's it. Have a good day.

comedy action

I went down to the local comedy club and did a bit for open mic night. Check it out.

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Thursday, November 15, 2007

This is for when DMH starts taking his Hebrew classes


via the onion

Poker

Hey fellas and gals,
John Lennon here (aka trevor downie).  It was good seeing y'all again at the baby shower.  Tomorrow night, some peeps are coming over for some poker.  Let me know if you're interested.

$5 buy in.  low stakes.  
co-ed
8:30ish.  come late or early.
Whisky, Beer, junk food
1912 N Kenmore Ave, 90027 (Los Feliz)
323-898-7844

If you play like this guy, I will kick you out.


Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Does anyone have The World According to Garp on DVD?
I recently read the book and would like to watch the movie.

It's just me...

If any of you get a call today around 5pm, don't worry, it's my gimpy ass trying to find a ride back home from the hospital. Thank you.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

i miss everyone dearly and hope that this post finds you well. Blog on bloggers.

Monday, November 12, 2007

Dictionary of obscure sexy time terms
NSFW

Sunday, November 11, 2007

I Know Where I'm Going on Vacation this Summer

jarvis island

For Jesse

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Friday, November 09, 2007

VERY SAFE FOR YOU TO OPEN AT WORK AND PLAY LOUD!!!

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

XXX hot vids

I found the snuff video that Devandra Banhart's aunt made for Jesse's birthday.

Great Northern

So I won free tickets to see Great Northern tomorrow at the Echoplex. The problem is, if I am to go, I need someone to go with me and offer to pick up my gimpy ass. And I hear the kind person to share my company will also receive a beer. A good cold beer. In your mouth. Beer beer beer.

Beer.

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

click on this hot link

to see Darren's grandma's boyfriend on Jerry Springer.

Monday, November 05, 2007

click this hot link

for darren's grandma's boyfriend on donahue.

Thursday, November 01, 2007

Mother