Thursday, August 30, 2007

Sunday night

Who wants to go to Cha Cha? Being it Labor Day on Monday, let's drink at the all-night happy hour on Sunday night. Who's in?

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Male Restroom Etiquette


via Cruel.com

Monday, August 27, 2007

Just a tad older...

Had a great time celebrating the birth of our friend Keith.
Have a great dat y'all!!
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Friday, August 24, 2007

I thought this was funny

http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/this_gap_sweater_is_fucking

JUST A REMINDER!!!

come celebrate with us as we celebrate the celebration of keith's 28th birthday celebration.
celebration date: keith's birthday
celebration time: keith's birth
celebration place: keith's birth place (where he truly came alive after marrying I, lady k and moving to our current celebratory apartment)
for those of you who do not know when and where based on the above information-maybe you should get to know keith a little better, don't ya think?
alas, the celebration is on keith's birthday, august 25th, not at his birth time, but at the celebratory time of 8pm at our lovely celebratorium.
now to provide an example of my extreme computer savyness I will provide you with a link to a map linking you to the celebratorium (apt #6)

http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp?formtype=address&addtohistory=&address=1429%20E%203rd%20St&city=Long%20Beach&state=CA&zipcode=90802%2d7622&country=US&geodiff=1

hope to see all, no, many of you there-
lady k

...I think this was ignored because it wasn't on youtube.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007 [NSF ANYONE]

U.S. Representative Benjamin Sinclair (R-Ohio) announces a new bill before congress. I think this law was crafted for a certain friend of ours. take a guess...


Live From Congress: The Skull Fucking Bill Of 2007

Is anyone familiar with Billy Joe Shaver?
I heard the song he did for Squidbillies and wonder how the rest of his stuff sounds. I couldn't find anything to download.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

last minute and low-key

tomorrow, thursday august 23rd, is amanda's birthday!

we're going to be chilling at bodega here in pasadena. if you want to have a nice relaxing time and see a few friends, we'll be there! plan on getting there between 7:30 and 8pm. It's a pretty sweet winebar, but they also have beer, cold sake and soju cocktails. it's super short notice, but if you can make it we would love to see you.

here's a map to bodega

drop a line in the comments if you can make it!

Monday, August 20, 2007

Demon Dwarf dong

Hotel Cafe this Thursday

I've got a show with Tim and Jesse Carmichael at the Hotel Cafe this Thursday. Just wanted to throw it out there in case anyone might want to come on down.

Saturday, August 18, 2007

FUG THIS TO HELL!!!

(Not Safe For earth, humans, life, animals, gays, or even andy smith)


I want to murder everyone involved in the making of this. This smells worse than the worse fart ever farted. This sucks more cake than every gay combined in the history of gays. Upon seeing this I wanted to rip out my eyeballs and throw them in the toilet and flush them up saddam hussein's ass. I would rather punch myself in the balls 58 times with a swiss army knife than watch this again. With a choice between the devil (and/or christopher walken) shoving red hot coals up my ass or watching this for eternity, I would chose the former. Shit. Ass. bullshit. Fuck.

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Friday, August 17, 2007

OMFG

I'm generally not one prone to hyperbole, but for the life of me i can't think of a better title for this post.


WALK HARD



Jenna Fischer ... Darlene

John C. Reilly ... Dewey Cox

Jack White ... Elvis Presley

um, insane.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

big k birthday!!

come celebrate with us as we celebrate the celebration of keith's 28th birthday celebration.
celebration date: keith's birthday
celebration time: keith's birth
celebration place: keith's birth place (where he truly came alive after marrying I, lady k and moving to our current celebratory apartment)
for those of you who do not know when and where based on the above information-maybe you should get to know keith a little better, don't ya think?
alas, the celebration is on keith's birthday, august 25th, not at his birth time, but at the celebratory time of 8pm at our lovely celebratorium.
now to provide an example of my extreme computer savyness I will provide you with a link to a map linking you to the celebratorium (apt #6)

http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp?formtype=address&addtohistory=&address=1429%20E%203rd%20St&city=Long%20Beach&state=CA&zipcode=90802%2d7622&country=US&geodiff=1

hope to see all, no, many of you there-
lady k

Bears!


The best part? The jumping high-five.

http://meetusinstlouis.blogspot.com/

http://meetusinstlouis.blogspot.com/

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If anyone is interested in free beer, show up at the Giunta apartment this Saturday around noon and help us move.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

mike's boyfriend (sort of nsfw)

Jesse and Robyn Again

Jesse and Robyn Yesterday

Robyn gets at Jesse for drinking too much again.

darren and becca in five years

Somebody gets around

I didn't realize a certain friend of ours was so popular on the internet

"Timmy Moody Singing about Andy Smith"

"Andy Smith Falling of his chair n farting"

"The moment andy smith did a shot of Absinth at 7am one morning"

Andy Smith Band PROMO

"andy smith does elvis at birthday"

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Sorry, Darren.

the future of fork


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Thursday, August 09, 2007

cheap

http://www.megabus.com/us/

look at this. i will go to chicago for 10 bucks.

if you want to go to san diego for a buck or san fran for 10, this is for you.

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Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Do they smoke a lot of weed in New Zealand?

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

ride

Becca and I are arriving at LAX (Delta218 from Puerto Vallarta, MEX) at 6:10PM on Thursday August 9. If a dear soul would be so kind as to give us a ride, we will furnish you with a plate of pulled pork and a mojito from Versailles Cuban restaurant (see link).

Word.

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Sunday, August 05, 2007

yankees win!

Hey, good to see everybody...

does anybody have nate dumas' phone number-i'm looking to call him

-b
917-214-2734 (new #if you don't have it)

This man is having a very happy birthday.

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Thursday, August 02, 2007

Sorry Mike, not for you.

And I'm scared of the smell the dead bird under my stove is gonna give off...

in case you were wondering...

what cooking up a placenta looks like, wonder no more!

Is this for real?

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Fantasy Football

I've got two people into it so far. Anybody else, the draft needs to be set soon, and I need email addresses