in response to keith's post in response to andy's post and comments
i've always dreamed of becoming an astronaut and also finding space junk and then trying to sell it on EBay. Then I learned that space junk isn't really worth that much money, so the hell with becoming an astronaut. I don't want my job title to begin with ass. Might as well call me Ass clown, or asswipe (a great 80s cut down which should make it way back into our vocabulary). Can I get an AMEN?
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I have a friend called Amen.
I'm eating almonds.
we have a painting of a rocket ship that i hate. you can have it if you want.i guess i'll eat some almonds now, also.micah is kind of obsessed with u2 and i kind of don't get it.
I'm obsessed with almonds. They save me from heart attacks. I'm not obsessed with health. I should be. I have 35% body fat. For my height that qualifies as obeise. From now on I will eat almonds forever. They should switch the names of lifesavers and almonds. from now on lets call lifesavers almonds and vis-a-versa. Good bye.
i will eat you forever.
"I have 35% body fat. For my height that qualifies as obeise."
See, that's why I don't go to the doctor. I don't want to know stuff like that.
i love almonds
I don't eat no almonds no mo'! Hey hey hey!
ahhh yes almonds, i hate them.. their gross and they get stuck in your teeth...
and u2 is good, but their no wilco, or radiohead, or ricardo sanchez, aperently huge in argentina...
mmmm. almonds are a tasty bunch, meaty with a zestful crunch. I knew about Ricardo Sanchez too by the way; comes from a shifty family- brother of Alex and Dirty
Ah, Senor Dirty Sanchez. I remember him well. Cousin of Rabbit Sanchez, no?
On one hand almonds can be the sweet nectar of love, on the other they look like fresh little buds of space junk, which is worthless. what about the new ben folds cover of Bitches Ain't Shit? wonderful melodies and hooks. It's got a funky beat i can dance to. Andrew, i am about to email you, prepare yourself. A to the L A N. Out.
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