Thursday, June 02, 2005

my place---

who all is planning to stay at my pad tonight? i have one couch and some floor space available...not any extra blankets or pillows, so bring something to sleep on....

7 Comments:

Blogger Seriously said...

if room is needed, there is also darren and trev and miller's pad.

6/02/2005 02:11:00 PM  
Blogger Alan said...

yeah, that might be a good idea as well that can be figured out later tonight...i would say at my place, we could do one couch, two floor in living room andfloor in my room at least

6/02/2005 02:13:00 PM  
Blogger Andrew said...

me, i will stay there tonight.

6/02/2005 02:29:00 PM  
Blogger Alan said...

wow, kind of harsh drew...but actually, yeah! fuck my couch! and my whole apartment! i've lived there for too long! What once was a nice place has turned into a barren land for wayfaring travelers, sitting smoking on a junked up porch with broken furniture, which once was a nice commodity inside. so fuck my couch!fuck the water stains that keep seeping through the cieling. fuck the disfunctional kitchen that sometimes serves as a computer room because that is the best place to hack into the neighbors wireless internet. fuck the middle room and dirty dark curtains that hang to hide it. fuck the mid-eastern arabian carpet in the hallways that always smells like curry. fuck the underground parking garage that should only allow 9 cars in, but there's always 18. fuck the west side junkies that hang around outside hoping to score some crank from my french nieghbors. fuck the barking dogs outside my window, the helicopter fly bys, the ever absent apartment manager, the gang banger wanna bees that mug shaun but run away because shaun is poor and only had 3 bucks on him, and my couch.

6/02/2005 04:49:00 PM  
Blogger Andrew said...

nice alan. so, i didn't post the couch fucking, but i suppose you already know that. because you did it.

i also suppose you already know that shaun didn't get mugged, he lost his rent money at larry flynt's hustler casino and made the story up to save face. but i suppose you knew that. man, are you a sad person.

6/02/2005 04:55:00 PM  
Blogger Alan said...

i can see why you would want to credit me for your couch fucking drew, but twas not, twas not. and on the shaun mugging...it actually did happen. so punk with a bandana over his facepresssed what could have been a gun to him and shaun really only had 3 bucks, and therefore the would be mugger ran off to his next victim. shaun has never missed a rent payment, so i know he did not lose it at that filth of a casino. to lie about your own lies in itself is pathetic and lame and i do believe you should buy me a drink tonight to save face.

6/02/2005 05:04:00 PM  
Blogger andy said...

i want guiness in my gullet. now!

6/02/2005 05:33:00 PM  

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