Official Bachelor Party Update
First and foremost I have such a great appreciation that all you guys want to come to my Bachelor party. I cant wait till we can hang out to eat, smoke, and drink with each other.
The official weekend will be the 15/16 of August. And knowing that Gloyd will be unavailable for that weekend because he will be doing the Lord's work in Kenya, there will a camping trip earlier in the summer, the date of which will be determined by Jesse, in which hopefully can be attended by many as well. I want to do everything I can to spend time with my brothers before I get married and if that means if I might need to do a third camping trip, I will.
I would like to also state to those questioning the cooking of a pig to not worry. First, the pig will be nowhere near 100 lbs but closer to 20 lbs. I will buy a suckling pig for the roast. So don't worry your pretty little heads about the cost. Second, as far as the "skill" to cook a whole pig, I've had the opportunity to cook two whole pigs in my lifetime and one whole goat. I've also even had the privilege to slaughter three porkers as well. After 10 years of cooking for you guys on these camping trips I'm shocked to hear that you would doubt my abilities and experience. As far as being afraid of what I cook, you can have the choice of not eating any pork but I hope you choose to at least try a taste of the tender meat because it will blow your fucking mind. I have thought long and hard about the exact way I will cook it and I assure you it will be good and sanitary. You can call me and I will explain step by step how the cooking will go down.
I also feel that the environmental site will be our best move. It is farther away from our cars, but it will be farther away from other sites which will be key. As long as they allow fire in these camps, we will be good.
Overall, I how that as many as you guys can make it. It will be a blast. And I'm bringing a bucket of chimichurrie.
I love you all.
19 Comments:
I just shat my pants.
Bad news: no fires at enviromental.
http://www.slostateparks.com/montana_de_oro/default.asp#
I don't think it is wise to deal with "unauthorized fire":
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Leviticus%2010:1-2;&version=47;
(Sorry, a little sem humor there)
Everything else is bueno.
then we shall go with the other site then.
Oh man I'm ready. I want this to happen this weekend, and then every weekend until the end of space.
I'm with Pool on the space weekends. They're the best. Second best. Second to this weekend, with pigs that make Sycz long and hard. In.
16 people (tentative)
me
mike
miller
mateo
gloyd
MoB
billy
greg
Drew
Mac
kooter
Bush
andy
Pool
Damion
Belt
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2 - 15.5 gal Kegs of premium beer (see list below):
(165 12 oz beers per keg)- $140 - 170 each
330 beers total = 21-ish a piece
About $20 a piece for the 2 kegs.
That is nothing.
Good beer available in kegs from Pasadena BevMo: North coast, Spaten, Bass, pilsner, Shiner, Stone, Lost Coast, Paulaner,Anderson Valley, Fat Tire, Firestone, anchor steam, boddinton's, guinness, etc
Of course, it is the choice of the man of Honor. But I sure like that Double-Barrel.
http://www.bevmo.com/Shop/ProductList.aspx?D=keg&Ntx=mode%2bmatchall&Dx=mode%2bmatchall&Ntk=All&Nty=1&Ns=SalesPrice%7c0&Ntt=keg&N=4294967171&No=20
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2 cartons of American Spirit lights $37 each - 74 bucks
about 5 dollars each
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25 dollars a piece so far.
Round it up to 30 when we add the handles of Maker's mark and Wild Turkey. $70 total - 5 more dollars each.
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Still factor in 30 for food and 20 for the site.
Good times.
sorry, I forgot. 2 handles of whiskey is about 80 shots, or 5 a piece.
About $10 per bag of diapers??? Jesse help me out there. That must be factored in as well.
I would like to address the following issues:
1) My name is not on the list
2) One keg fat tire, one keg "yard beer"
3) We need vegetarian options for food
Issue 1: WTF?! Why isn't my name on the list?
Issue 2: Tastes great, less filling. We don't want to get all prematurely sleepy because our bellies are full, maybe?
Issue 3: We don't need any vegetarian options. Meat is the new bread. (Sorry Damo)
Please address these. I think you'll find my reasoning is very persuasive.
I told Mike already, in honor of his looming marriage, I plan on eating meat. Now, that's not to say that I will be able to hold it down, because I won't. This is a party, though, and I will accomodate by setting aside a diaper strictly for my upheavals. I can show everyone how it comes squirting out of my tear ducts as well, it is quite the show stopper.
My oversight on the name. yes, indeed you are in, Ryan.
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It is also a good point that there good be an ample supply of a "yard" or "session" beer.
(http://beeradvocate.com/articles/653)
That does not overwhelm but lends itself to sustained drinkability.
again, i wouldn't count me in on the final list as far as depending on payment and such as the odds are against it working out. wordy.
yeah but you're still gonna pay though right
I'll be there as well. And seeing as how I'm planning on drinking 2 shots of whiskey for every 1 shot consumed by another member of said party, along with 3 beers for every 1 beer consumed by people celebrating carnivale in brazil, up the keg count to 8,000,000 and the cost to about 7,000$ per person should cover it. If you think I'm being a little absurd, you just don't know how drunk I'm going to be.
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In response to that, make sure to get 1 diaper for me for every 1 baby in the world. You have no idea how much poop I intend on making.
Though I do not plan on shitting myself, I do plan on eating the shit out of that pig. Also, I was going to ask to opt out of the cigarette fund, citing the non-smoker clause, but seeing as how Damion is going to eat pig, I will smoke cigarettes. Might they be organic cigarettes? I only smoke organic cigarettes, if you know what I mean. Also, I like all of those beers, even if they are filling. I like to be filled up. I like to be prematurely sleepy. That's why they invented meth and no-doze. Also, oh shit Kevin is gonna be FUCKED up! Also, I am very excited. OK.
organic cigarettes would be nice. Darren we should set up a fund for that.
So, I had some hopes and dreams about this thing. I was going to be so messed up. I was going to have about one drink per dollar in the national deficit. I was going to single handedly reverse the national recession due to an economic stimulus plan entitled "let's get crunk'd" (pending presidential approval).
I have only one weekend that I'm busy this summer with a family wedding, and I thought... what are the odds?
Apparently, they were pretty good. That weekend I'm at a family wedding. Sorry dudes, looks like you'll just have to dump all that beer I would have drunk on the ground. That should still help the economy though.
Anyways, I'm totally bummed. I still want to get together and celebrate in some way shape or form, hopefully involving a ton of booze. Or, hopefully my plans will change this summer, who knows. In any case, party on, I'll just have to catch up at some point.
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