A Story

There once was a house that tried to compete with the halfway house. It wanted to be dirtier. It wanted to be more filled with beer cans and trash. It thought it could be more of an embarasment to its owners.

It succeded.

You know how some people, after they use something, just can't bear to throw it away. That might make sense if it's magazines or clothes. But what if it's empty beer cans? In astounding numbers?

What kind of numbers?

How about 70,000.

7 Zero Zero Zero Zero.

Apparently the previous renter of the recently evacuated Townhouse in Ogden, Utah drank 24 beers a day for 8 years, and kept every single can to prove it.

I'm impressed.