Merry "Christmas"?

Let me introduce you to the Madonna of the Myrrh.

Myrrh, of course, was one of the gifts presented by one of the so-called "Wise" Men, or "Magi." "Magi," of course, is short for "Magician." There is some weird shit going on in this Christmas story of ours.

Perhaps, until we have a better idea of what exactly we're celebrating, it would be best to wish people "Happy Holidays." Just a thought.

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