Merry Christmas to The Porch
In this joyous time of year, let us not forget the less fortunate among us; namely, those sects (I prefer to call them cults) within our fair religion of Christianity that do not allow the consumption of alcohol. Remember, Christmas season might be fun for the rest of us normal folk, but these sad saps don't have much to live for. So, the next time you sample a bottle of wassail, remember the poor, destitute sober Christians in the world, and say a little prayer.
Merry Christmas!
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Un-Merry X-Mas
"If you honestly think you can pray and give thanks to God before sitting down to an afternoon of beer drinking, you might want to check again. God might bless the beer, but not the "WHOOOOooooooOOOOO!!! YEAH!!! GO TEAM!!!! KICK THE %&#%$ out of them!!!" which will surely follow. Even the world knows this is what usually happens when a person gets enough beer in their belly. They know it is not conducive to a healthy Christian life of prayer, thanksgiving and praise to God."
again, wow. may the breath of God be in your testimony, dmh. because lord knows what else is in there.
AWESOME!
"So why did Jesus serve alcohol to those He came to save? The answer is simple…He didn't. Any logical person who has been to a wedding in which the wine has flowed freely (they have well drunk) would have to confess that it usually ends in a drunken brawl. I can't even imagine Jesus agreeing to create another 100-150 gallons of wine under the supposed condition of the recipients. The only rational conclusion is that this was not alcoholic wine."
uh, wow? i had no idea there were so many crazy people in the world. these people need serious prayer. and therapy.
Don't worry matt, just have yourself a drink.
um... heres to you, heres to me... wait. lets just say, I like my friends for without all of you, I would be surrounded by all of them. and that would be unholy hell.
i love vicodin
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