PARTY IN MY PANTS! AND AT MY YARD SALE!
Saturday Morning, July the 9th, Two Thousand and Five
122 N. Bonnie Avenue, Pasadena, CA 91106
Why? Because we're moving, biatch. Which means we don't wants crap, and we wants money!
What crap? I'll tell you. A couch, bookcases, articles of clothing, plants, pots, a table & some chairs, & unicorns.
What time? 6 a.m. to 11 a.m. Don't come late, because we won't sell you our crap if you come late. I'm not kidding. No free crap for anyone, unless your name is Out of the Closet. Then you get all our free crap, but not until after 11 a.m.
If you bring beer, we might be able to talk trade.
Also, I will consider trading goods for primo Fantasy Baseball trades, but Amanda won't so talk to me if you want to use that particular currency.
4 Comments:
I'll give you sanchez, alverez and all the other ez's for a bookshelf.
I've got Paul Konerko and a gimpy Halladay for books that make me look as smart as Bethancourt.
sorry i missed this. I was busy taking a shit on your great great grandma.
don't sell the bookcase you sold us when we drank lots of whiskey. ;)
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