imagine all the "blandest" people you knew in high school. then, arrange a series of cubicles in the middle of a hallway. take the middle cubicle. then deposit each blandie into an office, and let them have enthusiastic conversations on their telephones all day long. you will hear these converstaions in minute detail, and you will have no choice. and you will compose thank-you letters to people you will never meet, and if you did happen to meet them by some odd mistake, they would spit on you. welcome to my world.
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imagine all the "blandest" people you knew in high school. then, arrange a series of cubicles in the middle of a hallway. take the middle cubicle. then deposit each blandie into an office, and let them have enthusiastic conversations on their telephones all day long. you will hear these converstaions in minute detail, and you will have no choice. and you will compose thank-you letters to people you will never meet, and if you did happen to meet them by some odd mistake, they would spit on you. welcome to my world.
Andrew,
I would rather not imagine such a place.
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