Opening Day is tomorrow at Dodger Stadium. I plan on taking the day off and heading up if any one's interested. I will be getting up there about noon so as to fully partake in the baseball mojo.
after great consideration and medication, I have decided that it would probably not be in my best interest to miss another day of work. good luck getting in, and if you do, say hello to the Duke for me. (he's an uncle, as it turns out).
in spirit of the dogers starting another season...i have to say this year may be the year. why you may ask? how would alan know this when he doesn't even know who plays first base for the dogers? at a recent concert, a certain humanitarian rock star donned a doger cap and jersey and humble finished singing his song...bono puts his pants on one leg at a time like the rest of us, but when he does...he makes gold records..so i would assume that when he puts on dogers gear, that means they're gonna make "gold records"... and if this year is the year for the dogers, then there can be no other reason than that which i have just stated.
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I think I'm just gonna stay at work. My computer screen see's more action then a baseball game.
I love how virtual Keith seems to hate baseball more then Reality Keith.
after great consideration and medication, I have decided that it would probably not be in my best interest to miss another day of work. good luck getting in, and if you do, say hello to the Duke for me. (he's an uncle, as it turns out).
If 'partaking of the baseball mojo' is a euphemism for 'drinking lots of Highlife in the parking lot' then count me in.
in spirit of the dogers starting another season...i have to say this year may be the year. why you may ask? how would alan know this when he doesn't even know who plays first base for the dogers? at a recent concert, a certain humanitarian rock star donned a doger cap and jersey and humble finished singing his song...bono puts his pants on one leg at a time like the rest of us, but when he does...he makes gold records..so i would assume that when he puts on dogers gear, that means they're gonna make "gold records"... and if this year is the year for the dogers, then there can be no other reason than that which i have just stated.
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