On the Christmas Party
Matt and Lisa, great job on the party. That was the first time I'd been to your place; I really like it.
Based on my observation at the party, some people are worthy of recognition for outstanding achievement:
Fastest Time Riding the Bike around the Block while Buzzed: Matt Bethancourt
Best choice in Whiskey: Matt Bethancourt (Boone)
The Dancing Machine of the Night: Drew
Most Stylish Dancing: Tisa
Merry Christmas Everyone
6 Comments:
Looks like I missed all the fun. Good seeing ya'll anyhow.
Sorry for the early exit everyone. I had a test this morning. I also had a rip-roaring hangover.
Miller you magnificent bastard, you stole my idea! Awards! Well, as long as we're passing them out, I'd like to award you "Best All-Around Effort." Your buzz looked fine, your break dancing was on, and you ate beans. Congratulations on your win and quit stealing my ideas.
Drew, I hate to tell you, but the idea of awards preceded your birth. The first award was given to Cain by God. It was the "biggest dipshit award." Cain got it for killing his brother in the heat of sibling rivalry. Maybe God will give you "the biggest dipshit award someday.
Hey Miller, that's not funny. Not funny.
Hey Drew, thanks for the award you gave me. As far as my comment goes, you're right. It was flippant and careless. I meant to say that God will give you the "Kicks the most Ass" award. I'm no prophet, but you're definitely in the running.
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