Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Contents of my body: 75% coffee, 25% other

Well, I'm back from a shift at starbucks shaking from caffeine yet strangely enjoying it. I think a lot of enjoyment comes from the mass quantities of free things that seem to be collecting in the cupboard(or cubburd if you're in to phoenetics). Anyway, like keith I to am bored and feel a need to share that with you all. As if anyone hasn't already come to the conclusion that Whittier is indeed a strange place I'll give you my "Top Five Reasons Whittier is a Strange Place" list
5. There is a college in Whittier yet the students mysteriously live underground
4. Whittier is known for an ex criminal/president and a massive cemetery.
3. Butterfly Jungle
2. Our Neighbors make, sell, and consume crack.
1. A "pedophile" was attacked(violently) in starbucks with a baseball bat last week. The bat was aluminum and the blood was plentiful.
So in conclusion...Drew, when are you going to take back your damn cat? She's terrible.
And if anyone is going to be in the armpit of california this sunday(Visalia) The Red West is having a show. Hope you're all well.

andy

1 Comments:

Blogger Andrew said...

I don't have a cat.

What was that whole part about a pedophile being attacked with a bat? Blood? You sort of glossed over that a bit.

I don't have a cat.

I don't have a cat.

12/16/2004 09:13:00 AM  

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