don't trust matt lauer with a sig sauer

well, i'm hitting the road on monday. it'll be a good trip i've decided as the locations grow and so do the miles. i'm not really finding the direct route from stanwood, wa to philadelphia, but that's ok. i went shooting today with my brother-in-law up on alger mtn. there's a pair of gravel pits there we always go. pretty nice to shoot stuff with guns. we've found that bowling pins are the best targets. they don't break apart because of the plastic casing and are made of oak so they're strong and heavy and reusable. i'm not sure how many other good uses there are in the world for bowling pins, but i'm sure there's quite a few. perhaps i'll name some now.

-you can bowl with them
-with enough of them you can use them as weights to drown things in rivers or whatever
-they'd break a window
-i think they would work as a peg leg if attached just below the knee
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-you can make funny looking people if you have a sharpie and a bowling pin
-a few bowling pins and you can fashion a makeshift crucifix
-try carrying a couple bowling pins when you run, the pounds will melt off like butter
-they're good for target shooting
-they'll pass for a last minute trophy if necessary (sharpie also needed for this application of the bowling pin)
-good for testing gravity

...and these are just a few things i can figure off the top of my head. try making your own list of interesting things bowling pins are good for...you'll be surprised!!!!!