(Almost) Everything Must Go!
Hey friends.
L. and I are starting to pack up the house. We're planning on selling a bunch of our stuff on craigslist/ebay to help cover our moving expenses (which are apparently a lot when you're trying to find a place to live in NYC). We wanted to give y'all first crack at anything you may have been coveting over the years. Maybe you have fond feelings of a couch you drunkenly crashed on or a coffee table you've rested your feet on during a lovely dinner party.
Here's what we got. Email, comment, or call me today if you're interested in any of this.
Kitchen table with four chairs - $50
White shelf from the kitchen - $50
3 white corner shelves from the kitchen - $50
Big Ikea bookshelf in the living room - $100
The piano - $100
Green bookcase from the bedroom - $40
Steelcase desk - $300
Grandma Gerry's Sectional Sofa - $2000
Mid Century Modern Bedroom Set (Headboard, Dresser and Mirror) - $300
Record Player Console - $200
If there's anything else you can think of that I haven't mentioned give me a call. We might be willing to part with it too.
10 Comments:
Are you selling your soul!?!
HA!
Man, I'm friggin hilarious
My soul is priceless.
$35 for Matt's soul. $6 for Jesse's iq.
how'd matt get it.
Jesse was drunk and Matt's a smart investor.
ah, the porch.
That's it. I'm sick of this. I'm going to train Fork to be an assassin with one goal. Killing you.
too late onebeltfitsall...Fork is already being trained, but not to be an assassin. Fork Gloyd is going to be the next Vin Scully! His mother and I have already discussed this.
Wow, we'll take that as a "thanks, but we're not interested."
listen gents, i will be a father soon. with fatherhood comes a responsibility to my feetass. all you welfare ho can go to the place whreall the babies die. i think yhst the feetasses are th4 best of thr euniversees. i will hope for you to experience abortion death for your folly.
babies are a presous giof frm geesus . thil that the babies are for all that are redddy for famlies.
listen up. you should serouosuly thin about what your plan for eternity are for. if tou think you are ready forrr babbiew, you haf bettter thihgl again@!!!!
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