posted by Anonymous @ 4:35 PM
I just can't quit you, Bert!
"We better make this quick, my girl's waiting at the finish line."
"So I say to the guy, shit, if this is coconut oil, then call me a mojito!"
"sir, the sooner you park it, the sooner your oil will be changed."
"Bert, if you're elergic to cotton, why are you wearing it to run? Elmo says that you're also elergic to latex."
alergic. woops.
allergic. woops again. hey guys, i'm teach english.
Ernie: "Really?"Bert: "Yeah, Count gave me this number 3, laughed as many times and put his Translvanian cock right up that hole that Frank uses to make me scream."
Ernie: Thats a mean unibrow you got Bert...Bert: Thanks Ernie, you mind getting on with it, I hate cumming second.
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I just can't quit you, Bert!
"We better make this quick, my girl's waiting at the finish line."
"So I say to the guy, shit, if this is coconut oil, then call me a mojito!"
"sir, the sooner you park it, the sooner your oil will be changed."
"Bert, if you're elergic to cotton, why are you wearing it to run? Elmo says that you're also elergic to latex."
alergic. woops.
allergic. woops again. hey guys, i'm teach english.
Ernie: "Really?"
Bert: "Yeah, Count gave me this number 3, laughed as many times and put his Translvanian cock right up that hole that Frank uses to make me scream."
Ernie: Thats a mean unibrow you got Bert...
Bert: Thanks Ernie, you mind getting on with it, I hate cumming second.
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