Sunday, December 11, 2005

Good Quotes

God gave man wine, to make his heart glad. Psalm 104:15

"The selling of bad beer is a crime against Christian love." - 13th Century Law, City of Augsburg, Germany.

"Give me a woman who loves beer and I shall conquer the world." Kaiser Wilhelm.

"He was a wise man who invented beer." Plato.

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Benjamin Franklin

"There are more old wine drinkers than old doctors." German Proverb.

"The Prohibitionists say that drinking beer is bad for you but the Bible says that Noah made wine and drank it and he only lived to be 950 years. Show me an abstainer who ever lived that long." Will Rogers

"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomaches." David Daye

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." Dave Barry

2 Comments:

Blogger dmh said...

true

12/11/2005 09:21:00 PM  
Blogger Andrew said...

nothing could be truer.

12/11/2005 09:34:00 PM  

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