The Keith/Karen afterparty

The big day is approaching. I was wondering what the word on the afterparty was. Rumor had it that a celebration was to occur at the casa of Sir Belt. Can this be substanciated? Also, where the hell does the Belted One live and the hell do I get there and what the hell do I bring and how the hell do i drink it and who the hell is going and who the hell will I score with?
Answers to questions:
#4 - Wineinabox
#5 - through the freshness nozzle
#7 - yourmom

Will someone be so kind as to answer preguntas uno, dos, tres, seis, and catorce? gracias, puntas.