The Tournament of Tantilizing Treasures
In response to my conversation with individuals last night, I am making a call. The poker night will be at my house Friday night. If you would like to join me there then you're invited. If not, kiss my ass, I'll drink alone. The game will officially start at 8:00 pm. The buy in will be determined there but I'm feeling $10. Bring whatever you like in addition to alcohol. Please rsvp to this post so I know who's gonna be there.
-Jayson
p.s. There's a possibility of two tables if we get an erroneous amount of individuals. Furthermore, this invitation is extended to all that read it. I will go as far as singling out people who may not feel a part of said invitees. Ryan, Frank, Andy, Fred Willard... the list goes on. How do feel about the ladies coming?
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I like ladies, they look nice, they smell nice, and sometimes when I'm not sounding like a complete idiot, I can have a good conversation with them. Yet this is poker night. And poker night is usually reserved for men to be free of the social shackles of woman-kind. At least historically.
hmmm...Burbank to Long Beach in Friday night traffic...i better win just to pay for my gas... i'll probably be there by 10
no need, the ladies have plans.
Tisa, you don't need to act all cool like you guys have something special planned. Jen told me all about your big "plans". A panty party making smores over a stove and watching the Notebook.
sadly, i probably won't be able to make it. though i would love to drink my troubles away with a few good man cubs, i have some work to do. someone lose fifty dollars for me.
damn, she told you. i just can't get enough of that movie, it should have won an oscar instead of that stupid movie about a boxer!! next time J i will try to be cooler like you are, i am still learning!
thank you darren. I will be praying for you and your view of women while you are squandering your money playing poker.
i love you, tisa. you are more than welcome to come by my home friday. we can talk about bras, and make lists of how we can become more attractive to men. and makeovers! let's give each other makeovers. then, we can read the bell jar and stick our heads in the oven.
Thank you, Tisa. That is thoughful of you. I hope you have fun smoking a bowl and watching orgasms and dongs on "Sex and the City."
hi emily, I love you too!!!!!!!! your planned evening sounds phenomenal, I am in. Darren you like the show just as much as I do, don't pretend you didn't ask for the complete set of sex in the city for your birthday, I have nothing left to say to you.
emily can we have frito boats at our party?
yes,yes,a thousand times yes!
What the hell is happening here? I simply asked a question about whether or not we were allowing the breasted ones in on the poker game. It doesn't need to become a "let's go to the bathroom together" conversation. Who's in, and who's out for tonight?
i'm in like flynn
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