Friday, June 29, 2007

Competition?

Alright Mike....you up for it?

Who, What and where are we hanging tonight?

I wanna be a Beer Nurd

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

If you have a Wii

Give me your console number.
We can send each other stuff.

Friday, June 22, 2007

YESSSSSS!!!!!!

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who is theese?

wee likes the death beethfcxxazsds. wee like many for al uff us. forr all youss to have da funns for your selfss. DIE EVERYONE!

daren bachkler party

i dont want any bofdy nmed the camp posting oj dis potch!!!11111 no inbourn beexss. no poinsseeen oak. no[e to rape. no to molestin. no to dieing.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

sweet fork pic (lol)

Right. I should have put a warning on that post.
Sorry.

Next travel destination?
Columbia.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

(Almost) Everything Must Go!

Hey friends.

L. and I are starting to pack up the house. We're planning on selling a bunch of our stuff on craigslist/ebay to help cover our moving expenses (which are apparently a lot when you're trying to find a place to live in NYC). We wanted to give y'all first crack at anything you may have been coveting over the years. Maybe you have fond feelings of a couch you drunkenly crashed on or a coffee table you've rested your feet on during a lovely dinner party.

Here's what we got. Email, comment, or call me today if you're interested in any of this.

Kitchen table with four chairs - $50
White shelf from the kitchen - $50
3 white corner shelves from the kitchen - $50
Big Ikea bookshelf in the living room - $100
The piano - $100
Green bookcase from the bedroom - $40
Steelcase desk - $300
Grandma Gerry's Sectional Sofa - $2000
Mid Century Modern Bedroom Set (Headboard, Dresser and Mirror) - $300
Record Player Console - $200

If there's anything else you can think of that I haven't mentioned give me a call. We might be willing to part with it too.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

for all the food nerds.

Monday, June 18, 2007

It looks like Mike is getting a new pet.

Sunday, June 17, 2007

foodie terrorists?

CRAV

whatever you do with the french, don't mess with their wine, that will really piss them off.

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Bachelor Party

(FORK GLOYD SAYS 'COME TO DARREN'S BACHELOR PARTY!!!')


July 20, 21, and 22 we are going to San Simeon to celebrate me. There has been some confusion as to who is invited, so here is the criteria:
1. You must have a penis.
2. You must like to drink beer.
3. You must like me.
4. You must not be a bogey, hoedad or douche bag.

other good bonus criteria:
-if I have lived with you
-if I have punched you in the face
-if i have gotten into a car accident with you
-if I have traveled with you
-if I have partied with you
-if I have gone to school with you
-if I have naked pictures of you
-if i have broken things with you
-if i have been held at gunpoint with you

comments, questions, suggestions?

Also, respond if you are planning on coming and include what asset you possess that can contribute to the party's awesomeness vibe.

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happy father's day

Here's to fathers and sons!






Families that attack together, stay together.

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Happy Fathers Day

Happy Fathers Day to all fathers and soon to be fathers.


Saturday, June 16, 2007

This seems like some fancy French crap the Bethancourts would be into.
or Drew.

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Coming Soon

JULY 14th... for sure

Our housewarming party will be on the 14th of July. sorry for any confusion.

Pencil Me In

Just a quick reminder for the dudes. Darren's bachelorette weekend is in San Simeon, July 20-22 with a possible Thursday night (July 19) sleepover in Ventura. Mark it on your calendars fools. More info to come.

p.s. Manmosas are a guarantee.

phphphhph... 郭泓志's big boom!



Bat toss for the ages... 郭泓志 brought the filth... Babe-esque...

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Hamilton Family BBQ



Hey folks. The Hamilton's are coming into town, and we're celebrating like God intended us to, standing over an open flame that cooks meat.

When: Monday, June 18 - 7:30pm
Where: Matt and Lisa's Infamous Shady Lane

We've got five gallons of our newest homebrew (Red Headed Stranger), hot dogs, buns, etc. Please bring any additional cooking meat, side items you may require (chips, dip, cookies, brownies, etc) and drinks (more beer, sodas, wine, mixers, etc).

Come prepared to max, relax, and greet the new parents in style.

Etc.

Monday, June 11, 2007

DINNER AND OCEAN's 13 Wednesday

Open invitation-

Pizza at Folliero's (Bring a bottle of wine if you choose for a mere $2 corkage fee) cash only.

Ocean's 13 at the Highland Park Theatre (3 bucks) showtime is 7:40 pm

We'll be eating at 6:30

A cheap and delicious evening

July 7th

Is July 7th better for people as far as our housewarming? let me know if you're going to be gone

Saturday, June 09, 2007

Just to clear things up

I posted a comment on my blog that may have been offensive to a reader and friend. I am sorry, I had no intention of offending, or making this person fell uncomfortable. In the blogging world humor is not a thing easily expressed. I will be more aware of my comments in the future.

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JULY 14th

mark it in your callendaaars. I think that's when the dana and I will be having our housewarming party in glorious highland park- if you're out of town leave a comment

Friday, June 08, 2007

Fart Studies

Inner Lip Tatoos

Go to this page if you want to feel sad and maybe vomit in your mouth a bit.

Thursday, June 07, 2007

I want to drink this...



Because it's my fucking birthday. Come to the Red Lion around 7:30 tomorrow. Drink with Becca and I. Help me drown away my single sorrows. Help me celebrate being a 27-year-old virgin.

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SUNDAY!!!

birfday


Hi Friends,
So this Sunday we (Ryan and Jen Patterson) are going to be having a little party extravaganza celebration at our house. There are a multitude of birthdays this weekend, including mine (Jen), Becca's, Mike Sycz's, and Matt O'brien's. So please come and celebrate! We will be barbecuing bacon wrapped hot dogs and making sangria. You are more than welcome to bring some beer and / or snacks to add to the booty. What better way to end the weekend? Hope to see you there!

Sunday, June 10
starting at 2 in the afternoon

The Patterson's
745 1/2 N. Occidental Blvd.
Los Angeles, Ca. 90026

jen (213) 595-1363
ryan (213) 595-1365

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

toro


Gentlemen, a bullfight. July 1st. 4pm. 6 bucks. TJ. Let us get tickets

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Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Official Plan for the 18th

Barbecue at the Bethancourts. Let's get started around 7:30. Bring whatever you want to grill, whatever you want to drink, and whatever you want to smoke. I, for one, will bring a kilo of sweet reefer, as I have reefer fever. If you read this blog, please feel free to come, bring whomever you would like to bring, and tell whomever you think would like to know about the event but does not read this blog, i.e. is not cool, connected to what matters in life, is illiterate, or any combination therein.

RSVP in the comments and include what hard drugs you intend to bring, so Matt doesn't have to spend too much on the corner of his mean street.

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poke on

good enough for a poke

really well done video

Monday, June 04, 2007

another sweet pic

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Sunday, June 03, 2007

stupid

not funny. at all. parents, people's friends, etc. just stupid. i've done a few stupid things in my life, but that was pretty lame. grow up.

Saturday, June 02, 2007

Guess which one Damion has.

Pool Anyone?

Free pool in Pasadena Sunday nights. I was thinking maybe hit lucky baldwin's for a few, than play some pool. let me know.