Super Timor

For my people!

Passive Aggressive Notes.

hey, my car got robbed

yes, stolen If anybody knows of an extra car lying around, let me know. I don't want to bike to south central every day. actually...I might have to try that. reality show? fame?
anyway, contact me if you have any comments, suggestions, solutions, or vehicles.
kthxbai

Because I love you all

http://www.tv-links.co.uk/

San Onofre 2007

For those of you who were with us in spirit, here's a taste.
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Awesome Lyrics

"I got you so wet, it's like a rainforest
Like Jurassic Park, except I'm your sexosaurus, babe.''

- R. Kelly on the song The Zoo - from his new album Double Up

funny ventriloquist

Because I'm sick of looking at cleavage when I open up the porch page.

firewood

bring some, or bring cash to buy some. we always forget.

David Cross on Abstinence

Father or Uncle?

Both of them? Really?
But they are both so unattractive!

More Camping!!

Info:

cost: $5 per dude or ho.
food: bring your own food (though please bring something and don't be a bummer fool who doesn't bring anything at all).
beverages: bring your own beverages (see above statement).
fun: bring your own fun. i will bring a glove and a book.

basically, let's all pitch in, but let's not make it difficult. bring what you think you might want (figuring in the ammount of time you plan on hanging out.) and bring money for me so i'm not stuck with a hole in my bank account the size of sheol.

Apocrypha anyone?

	"As regards the individual nature, woman is defective and misbegotten, for the active power of the male seed tends to the production of a perfect likeness in the masculine sex; while the production of a woman comes from defect in the active power...."
	"And a man will choose...any wickedness, but the wickedness of a woman...Sin began with a woman and thanks to her we all must die" Ecclesiasticus, 25:18, 19 & 33. 1

addresses

Bush, Andy, Alan, Keith, and Billy. Could you email me at kalinecobb@yahoo.com with your address, so I can send you a wedding invite. Thanks

Gay flamingos are common.
Is it because they are pink? or because they are named Carlos and Fernando?

News Those of You Living in the City of Angels May Find Interesting

Amanda and Esly and I plan to grace your fair city with our presence on June 18 and 19. Though we have not as of yet spoken to them about it, we plan to stay with the Bethancourts. Perhaps some festivity, like a good old fashioned BBQ, might be planned for the evening of the 18th, tentatively at the Bethancourts', to whom we have not, as of yet, spoken?

Thoughts?

Camping People

we've 16 spots for camping next weekend. these are the people i assume are- or may be going. let me know if you are by saying "here."

jew-ntas, pools, harbaughs, michael sycz junior, pattersons, simmonses, belts, trevor downie junior (maybe?), gloyds, tisas and kevins...

anyone else?

as you can see, we're running two over, but we can easily fake it as long as we mix in a carpool or something. i'll be getting there early on sunday morning and staying late monday.

san onofre is the spot if any of you were wondering.

I know I'm not the only one who finds this funny.

Is She Full of Antioxidants?

Little boy pointing to black woman: Look, Mom! It's a chocolate lady!

--Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Overheard by: Jane

via Overheard at the Beach, May 8, 2007

Cha Cha Tonight?

I'm gonna be there, you should too.

Whos Buster?

A fictional “oral biography,” Rant is told in the voices of nearly sixty people, beginning with a conversation between a car salesman and Rant’s “hillbilly” father, as the latter explains how to get a cheap bereavement plane fare: “First…escape from inside a locked insane asylum.” Then “hitchhike cross-country” and “arrive about a heartbeat too late to keep a repeat child-molester from raping your wife. And your mother. Spawned out of that rape, you have to raise up a son who collects a wagonful of folks’ old, thrown-out teeth. After high school, your wacko kid got’s to run off. Join some cult that lives only by night. Wreck his car, a half a hundred times, and hook up with some kind-of, sort-of, not-really prostitute…. Along the way, your kid got’s to spark a plague that’ll kill thousands of people…. And, lastly, your boy got’s to die in a big, flaming, fiery inferno….”

Yes. Chuck Palahniuk is at it again, this time in his new novel Rant: An Oral Biography of Buster Casey

Hater!

I am anti interleague play.

lol

lollost

This looks like a rad exhibit.

21st Annual Bug Fair

I will not be attending the Mike the Headless Chicken Festival in Colorado this weekend as first planned. Instead, I'm gonna get a sweet pet Praying Mantis at The bug fair at the Natural History Museum of LA County. Anyone Game?

Matt Pool thinks this is funny

Sad.

Jeff Tweedy killed in high-speed collision.

Ninja Burger

You can't go in and order a burger like In-n-out, but why would you want to when a ninja will deliver it to your door?!

mumblestiltskin

howdy. I thought I'd ramble since I'm not working today. I leave for Japan again on Thursday- it should be fun. I think there will be a bit of down time there, so my goal is to catch a Seibu Lions baseball game, eat some delishus foods, and maybe I'll go view the largest golden buddha statue in the world. Anyway, congratulations again to robyn and jesse. I now am done rambling. Oh yeah, sometime in the near future Dana and I are going to have a housewarming party at our new digs in Highland Park perhaps in mid-june. I'll keep you posted.

I leave you with a picture I took last time in Japan when I was at the Asahi brewery- it is the tour guide explaining the fermentation process to children. good.

HEY MIKE!

I effing love this cartoon. Cartoon wieners and butts are the best.

This is why I don't go to clubs. Especially in Japan.

Baby Name Thingy

This site is pretty rad.

hmmm...

Fork and Esly?



can we do that?

Those Crazy Irish

fun shows for you.

Note to those in LA and enjoy good shows and enjoy really flamboyant British pop.... also damn good pop. My friend Patrick Wolf is playing at the Troubadour on the 16th. Sure to be a good show.

HEY, ROBYN!

The Ninja is working very late Friday night and I'll be on my lonesome.
There are a ton of beers left over from fight night (compliments of Rev H. and brother.)
Stop by and help me drink 'em.

Fork at 40.

Fork Gloyd?

ANDY SMITH!!!!!!!!!

WHAT IS YOUR NEW ADDRESS?!?!?!??!

EMAIL ME: WINDMILLBOXER@YAHOO.COM

GRACIAS

do yourself a favor

and go to this site.
click "tunes."
click "experience"
click the photo in the middle to switch songs.
I couldn't decide which one to post.

this one reminds me of Old Man Sycz.

Gloyd Baby Names via Bangbaugh/obriens

Floyd, Mon, McGee, Alecbaldwin, Fastball, Shitfaced, Duke, Jackie Robin, Robyn Jr. (Boy or Girl), Africa, Shiner Brock, Shlitz, Poppo/Popette, Seven, Maybe, Juice Newton, Alf, Mufasa, Carlo/a, Carmen(ito/a), Michael W, Debby (if a boy), Jew, Bakersfield, Montana, L Ron, Gandalf, Steamboat, Chuckshaw, Oldtimey, Tuna, LA, Atwater, Trooper, Ventura, Maui, Jesus, Ezekiel, Dandruff, Nig, Clyde, Ron Chang, Woody, Gecko, Gus, Sadie, Judge, Sushi, McGriddle, McRib, Liberal, Cameltoe, Fatty, Espn, Yasser, Woodrow, Barack, Dirtbike, Coletrane, Weed, Shaft, Crazy Eye, Hobosoul, Glowstick, Tweedy, Guthrie, Boxcar, Kitty, Mitten, Nipple, Tuck, Deadwood, Louisville, Cooperstown, Poor Robyn

BOXING TONIGHT!

Come and watch the big fancy boxing match tonight in Burbank at the Giunta apartment.
Starts at six, but the main event is a little later.
1615 W. Alameda Ave
#218 Burbank, Ca
91506
Bring beers if you wanna get on our good side.
p.s. if all goes well, it will be in HD

Guess what happened next door to my apartment!

I was already asleep, though.

Come visit us in St. Louis.

HOLY COW!!

Alright, I was just browsing through my bank statement and came across a charge for the Cha Cha Lounge! I couldn't believe it.
Drink Order for the night:
2 Bloddy Mary's
3 Beers
total tab = $12
insane!!!
Alright all, I'm off to NYC. if you wanna taste, I'll be posting pics along the way. I'm out!

Beer!

I was just messing around at work before I leave for NYC, and found something on American Pride. Thought you guys might want to feel a bit patriotic

this one is for MB

Creepy Puppets Love Jesus

This is a good song.

Here's the next website I'll be checking out when I should be working.

Mail Order Hot Dogs.

Sometimes I wish I wasn't vegetarian.

NYC

Heading out to NYC this Friday and need some suggestions on some sweet tunes for the trip.
Suggestions please!

blah

beef teriayki bowl from the school cafeteria was not a good idea.