Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Feed and Tease

Here's the run-down for the Gloyd weekend so far (as far as I know) Everyone who wants to is going up to Cat/Fiddle/Alan's house on thursday night for a little drinky-poo. After that, those who have friday off will be either driving up to the Gloyd house in the v-town or crashing at Alan's (we'll decide that night) This group includes (so far) Gloyd, Me, Drew, Brent, Sycz, Darren and Trevor. Anybody else who will be part of this early group PLEASE respond. We need to figure out who can drive.

Then there's a group going up Friday night (Keith, Jayson, Andy...) and maybe one on Saturday Morning (Alan and others). Now you know who to talk to. We'll see you up there. Put your party hats on (or at least your beer goggles).

Friday, May 27, 2005

Goodbye Bayou Party!!!

A goodbye Bayou party is happening Sunday around 5:00 at the Bayou. Bring your own meat-stuffs and beverages. The grill and music will be happening. Fun had by all to abound!

Jesse

Thursday, May 26, 2005

MLB's all-porn mustache team

Relief Pitcher: Rollie Fingers

rf



He was born with a porn name and he has the second most famous mustache of all time (next to the Hitler of course). It’s rare for a dude to get a perm. Rollie said ‘fuck that’ and got his mustache permed.

check out the fur lips

Anna EP/ TRW Show Tomorrow

I'm sure she'd love to see some of y'all there if you have the time. Lisa and I are going down at 3 for a BBQ beforehand. If anyone wants a ride post a commie.

cat and the fiddle

next thursday night
i get in around 830

straight to the bar

who's in

-b

Are We Having Bibe Study Tonight?

...we should.

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

i've invited another old friend to the b-party

let's just say he's a rose in spanish harlem...

If thisa spreads to the US Jesse will lose a lot of income.

Attending Gloyd's Bachie


So far only Carmenito has confirmed attendence at the bachelor party.

I'm sure Gloyd wouldn't mind a little one on one time, but....

JESSE! IT"S NOT TOO LATE!!!

From a recent LA Times article.

They were married two summers later in Las Vegas — on a rented Little League field. Their friends all wore baseball jerseys. They held bats pointed skyward, and the couple walked under the display to "Wild Thing," the theme song of the baseball comedy "Major League." The ring bearer brought the ring on a baseball glove. The flower girl dropped a trail of peanuts. The justice of the peace stopped the ceremony midway through and, in seventh-inning-stretch style, had the audience sing "Take Me Out to the Ball Game."

Things

Dude, where's my lake?
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Look at these. I will tell you about them later.
http://www.rockschoolthemovie.com/
http://www.schoolofrock.com/
http://www.schoolofrock.com/press_newyorktimes.htm

Five Twenty Five

A moment of silence.

























Thank you.

.: The Gloyd :.

Here's a reminder...Gloyd's bachie is next weekend from Friday the 3rd to Sunday the 5th in San Simeon! He wanted me to e-mail y'all to make sure you get this message, but I a) have faith that the porch can function as the mass-communication we've all been wishing for and b) don't have a lot of your e-mail adresses. So...

Weekend d' Gloyd
next weekend (as in 1 week from friday)
June 3-5, 2005
San Simeon, CA

All are welcome!

please e-mail me back with an RSVP (or any questions) - twook1@aol.com

Thanks. The Gloyd looks forward to seeing you all there.

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Mass of Nasty

A year ago I had a mass of nasty in my belly, now I don't. Let us celebrate, Come to EJ's! Give the Prince of Phat a ride.

sounds like (ski) sounds like (haze)

Who's going to EJs tonight? Who's going to give me a ride?

Monday, May 23, 2005

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oh, sorry.

i was sleeping.

Sunday, May 22, 2005

May 22nd 2004

if interested, read this!

Blog of a Blagg

I now have a blog entitled Blog of a Blagg. Keith has stopped by...how about more of you. I now have two posts and it will be growing...thanks!

sorry I do not know how to put it in with a nifty little one word link...could somoene help me with that?

Saturday, May 21, 2005

Hey, change in plans. The we'll be meeting around 430pm at the Bayou on Sunday for the brithday celebration.

M@

Thursday, May 19, 2005

A post

here.

Delicacy Ape

I know I just posted a link to the Onion, but this one is way funnier.

A Call to Arms (part 3)

Jesse, Darren, Trevor, anyone else with cinematic aspirations:

Your president needs you.

Everybody's favorite go-to source for news, the Onion, reports that Bush challenges America to produce the perfect romantic comedy by 2009.

wooly mammoth again

click here my mojo friends.

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

"I sense something. A presence I've not felt since..."

Sure you have done this before but I found a different way of doing it...try it out if you would like
Well ...
"Do or do not...there is no try.".

To get your star wars name

First Name: First 3 letters of your first name and first 2 letters of your last name
Last Name: First 2 letters of your mom's maiden name and add the first 3 letters of the town you were born in.
Your Title: Last 3 letters of your first name reversed and add the first car you owned. PUT IN AN "of" and then the last medication you have taken.

-Trabl Cosal; Sivmustang of Hyzaar

Here's to Darren

beer


A month or so ago our friend Darren and I were haging out at a thrift store. I had no money, so he bought me a record called More College Drinking Songs.

Thank you Darren. This is one of the greatest albums of all time. And it's first track Glorious Beer is by far one of the greatest musical/lyrical achievments in history.

I've converted it to mp3 for us all, and it must hereafter be played at every single party I attend.

Glorious Beer.mp3

sparse.blogspot.com

Hey,

On the 27th of May I'm turning 24. Since my family will be in town that weekend I'm looking to have a low-key get together at the Bayou at 600pm this Sunday. Hopefully many of you can make it, because I would like to celebrate with you guys. I'm also looking into renting inflatable slides, a moonwalk, and 3-4 clowns/mimes. Let me know if this will work for you guys.

M@

In the Spirit of Eggs

5 Things That Make My Work Life Livable:

5) www.thevirtualporch.blogspot.com
4) www.dodgerthoughts.baseballtoaster.com
3) www.drudgereport.com
2) sunshine
1) gameday

and you?

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

i love eggs

i think i could either eat sushi or eggs for every meal. i love a good omelete, but not with too much crap in it..maybe some chedder cheese and some turkey sausage...every now and then some spinache. but that would be just great. is the red west playing anywhere anytime soon?

solution

EJ's tonight!

Physics problem

beer plus me equals happy.

Algebra Problem

(room 13 - computer class) + 2 x (where the red fern grows + junior highers w/ 3rd grade reading abilities) + computers = i'm sad

Math Problem

middle school + computer class + me = best class ever

Monday, May 16, 2005

zee germans

i have been flooded with a rash of german spam since this weekend in my gmail account. i am sure the quite a few of you have as well. someone that we know (their computer actually) is infected with this virus. i even got a spam that said it was from tisa.l.shumaker. all the text of the emails is super-nationalist german political propaganda. of particular importance to our friend jesse 'bombs over dresden' gloyd is an email that people are receiving over and over that calls the bombing of dreseden 'a holocaust of american causation'.

all in all, the wave of junk email isn't really that hard to deal with, but it's the virus that's the problem. if you're infected there's a big fat hole in your computer's 'back door' (tee he) that allows these people to use it as a zombie machine to send out a rediculous ammount of spam. luckily enough this doesn't infect Mac users, but those of you with PC's at home or at work should run your anti-virus programs.

check out this site to make sure that you have a recent enough update of your anti-virus stuff, and the names of the files/programs that you are looking for. it's really important to do this. also, incourage people around your offices and schools to do this.

here's a reuters wire article about the whole thing so that you know what i am talking about is legit. there's even some people that are thinking that bloggers might be the target of this recent spam outbreak as some form of nazi viral marketing. check that out here.

hope this helps.

Friday, May 13, 2005

if you are free on saturday

10 e
pass palm springs
jefferson exit
s on jefferson
go long way
JEFFERSON ST becomes PGA BLVD
enter pga west
vear left, nicklas residental gate on right, enter
Turn L on RIVIERA
Turn L on HERMITAGE
80694 hermitage la quinta, ca

= party

if you're free on saturday

picked up

well, we just found out that our tv pilot got picked up. it's cool stuff...means life is about to get crazy and exciting. the world of TV moves fast and can be brutal so i hear. looking forward to seeing whoever is at Drew and Amanda's tonight. peace brethren.

Thursday, May 12, 2005

the sh*t is bananas...bible study tonight?

well, i'm bored doing a second day of teaching what the district declares "severely handicapped". I find it pretty insulting to the students being that the only real handicap any of them posess is mild dyslexia or ADHD, yet they are considered basically hopeless retards. So, it gives me a chance to sit with the students, talk baseball, check fantasy baseball (congrats Jesse on climbing out of the cellar!) read, (I just finished "heartbreaking work of staggering genius" and now am moving on to "naked") and drink copius amounts of coffee. In other news, I am officially the tenant of a new apt. in the LBC. It's pretty cool, a few blocks from second street, one block from Keith and Karen, and not in whittier. No offense to whittier, it's just that it's time to move on. I'm going to be doing painting in there before Dana moves in sometime in June, so if anyone needs a place to squat until then let me know. So is there Bible Study tonight? if so where? if not, are we going to hell? if we're in hell, will Ken Caminiti be there?

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

ah our good buddy...!

so i was doing some searching around on myspace, trying to find people that i know. so i searched for a recent neighbor of ours, with first and LAST name mind you, and found this.... i'm sure you can figure out the rest.

Okay, you're invited.

I posted something on my blog. I don't do multiple paragraphs. I do run-on sentences. See.

Monday, May 09, 2005

I did something

At my blog!

The Dialectizer

I found this website while doing research for a Linguistics course I was taking at Cal State Monterey Bay. Just type in what you want and it will translate it into Redneck, Jive, Cockney, Moron, Swedish Chef, Elmer Fudd, Pig Latin or Hacker. The other great thing is that you can type in a website and it will translate the entire website into said dialects. Here is the site http://rinkworks.com/dialect/

Sunday, May 08, 2005

next weekend

yes. we are going to palm springs.
no. we are not staying in motel 8.
yes. we are staying at the downie's sweet pad.
no. it will not cost you money.
yes. brien downie will be there.
yes. there is a jacuzzi.
yes. we will visit the big dinosaurs that were in 'Pee Wee's Big Adventure."
yes. there is an indian casino nearby.
yes. it will kick ass.

Saturday, May 07, 2005

the day the Wooly died

Get on it gloyd.

Friday, May 06, 2005

Hi

squirrel


I'm Sugarbush the squirrel, and I am hilarious. I am a live squirrel, owned by a crazy lady who poses me.

Did I mention that I'm hilarious?

mother's day, MR. T style.....

heres a little mommys day stuff... just click on the mr. t pic.
http://www.ifilm.com/WMPPlaylist.asx?ifilmId=2667017&bandwidth=300

so what the f#$k are we doing this saturday?

for all of those who made it to the outstanding cinco de mayo bash...there was talk of poker this weekend. andy mentioned having it at his new apartment in LBC...so just putting this out there to get some dialogue started...
and so that this post isnt just a post about plans, i will also talk about life.
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aw crap.

nothing is really coming to mind. I will say this...i beat jesse in a bottle beer chugging contest. and to add to it...after examing the floor area around where we both stood...there was quite a lot of spilled beer around where he stood. My area was clean. you do the math.

oh yeah, and i posted all of those fake post yesterday.

so what the f#$k are we doing this saturday?

for all of those who made it to the outstanding cinco de mayo bash...there was talk of poker this weekend. andy mentioned having it at his new apartment in LBC...so just putting this out there to get some dialogue started...
and so that this post isnt just a post about plans, i will also talk about life.
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aw crap.

nothing is really coming to mind. I will say this...i beat jesse in a bottle beer chugging contest. and to add to it...after examing the floor area around where we both stood...there was quite a lot of spilled beer around where he stood. My area was clean. you do the math.

oh yeah, and i posted all of those fake post yesterday.

Thursday, May 05, 2005

Life and Taxes

As I have continued to read your posts and invites to southern california haunts, it seems painfully obvious to me that I do not belong as a regular on your porch but hopefully my sporadic contributions from the front steps (i.e. Mariposa, CA) may be accepted. My little girl was born April 15th at 8:09 PM. I was able to take two weeks off from work and now being back all I can think about is what I am now missing. I find myself thinking about her nearly all the time and what I need to do to provide for her and her mother. Chrystel was the one that wanted a baby, I wanted to wait, knowing that a baby would really stretch us financially. Now that Autumn is here however, that responsibility that I was so afraid to take on is something I view as exciting. To think of someone else's welfare before your own is one of the greatest things you can do. So things change. We change. I change.
The Beastie Boys complained about losing their best porno mag, now complain of SUVS, OPEC and G.W .
Alan and Brent used to be guys who asked me to buy beer for them, now are guys who can buy beer and other such adult beverages.
I used to worry about what to do on the weekend, now I worry about having too much to do on the weekend.
Years happen...age brings forth new ideas, abilities, responsibilities. Thank you for the opportunity to put down my freeflowing thoughts.
Oh and congrats to Amanda, without her I never would have know that green olives rule.

The Hard-hitting Truth

Has everyone seen this clip from Rosie O'Donnel's recent made-for-tv melodrama I Live in Whittier ?

You should.

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Wake Up!

Everybody buy tickets to see Mr. David Byrne and his friends the Arcade Fire at the hollywood bowl the day after the Gloyd wedding. We can all get bench seats for 6 bucks and have a picnic! Huzzah!

the 5th of may.

don't know what anyone is up to...i know the bible study is on thursday night, but i'm thinking about maybe trying to get a few people together and doing some mexican food cooking and margaritas tomorrow night...probably at xio's in santa monica....is anyone interested in joining for some light cinco de mayo festivities?

Ultimate Fighting Jesus

pumpingjesus


While this looks like the kind of Jesus our friend Sycz would paint, it is the kind of Jesus Boris Vallejo painted. Opening bid is a mere $9,999.99 on ebay

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

school's out forever.

though "the trevor batchin' it up part II palm springs extravaganza" is to be held the same weekend, our friend amanda is graduating from grad school on may 14. there will be a big party the night before (may 13)at our house starting at 8 pm. all are welcome to come, please bring something to drink, and leave a comment if you think you might be able to make it, or if you need directions.

i love parties.

Monday, May 02, 2005

maybe that 666 tattoo is ok after all.....

616


616 is the new black. my favorite quote:

They and satanists responded coolly to the new "Revelation". Peter Gilmore, High Priest of the Church of Satan, based in New York, said: "By using 666 we're using something that the Christians fear. Mind you, if they do switch to 616 being the number of the beast then we'll start using that."


here's a study of the parchment above.
first link above courtesy fark

Sunday, May 01, 2005


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